James Wilson

Artificer-Bard — The Conductor
Class: Artificer 14 / Bard 6 Race: Human (Variant) Alignment: Chaotic Helpful Level: 20
STR
8
−1
DEX
14
+2
CON
12
+1
INT
18
+4
WIS
15
+2
CHA
16
+3
Hit Points
72 / 100 AC 15
Class Features
  • Blind Taste Test. Start with no context. Let the corrections reveal what matters.
  • Sip Test. Taste an option, react, the system swaps the part. Repeat until it’s right.
  • Correction Loop. Every pushback teaches the machine and the user simultaneously.
  • Costume Change. Restate any system in LOTR, Star Trek, or pirate terms. The costume is load-bearing.
  • Seed Planting. Mention future tools casually. “You’ll know when you’re ready.”
  • Overflow Hold (Wall). Ideas persist on the wall until processed. Cannot be rushed.
Proficiencies
JavaScript Node.js Python Claude Code HTML/CSS ffmpeg TTS pipelines Home Assistant Go (minor) rsync jq nginx
Saving Throws
  • INT saves: +8 — pattern recognition, architecture by instinct
  • CHA saves: +6 — teaching, making the complex feel obvious
  • WIS saves: +5 — knowing when to stop pulling the lever
Known Companions
The OctopusClaude Code. Full reach. Rewires the house.
The CrabCo-Work. Has hands, lives in a sandbox. Octopus in a costume.
The ParrotChatGPT free. Sharp up close. Can’t touch files.
StageThe narrator. Knows how the story ends.
RichThe mentee who became the partner.
AaronShared repos. SAM streaming co-host.
Inventory
MacBookPrimary weapon. 50+ project contexts.
X9Pro SSDExternal drive. Symlinked everywhere.
The WallAsync memory. Holds things so he doesn’t have to.
MSI LaptopRTX 4060. Voice cloning. Remote CUDA.
shapes.exe.xyzThe deployed site. The proof.
Steering FilesAccumulated corrections. Skills that remember.
Slush PileThe compost heap. Ideas composting into something.
Ideal
“Start with desire. Not tools. Not GitHub. Start with desire.”
Bond
The people behind the characters are real. Rich is Rich. The episode is for them. Teach together, or don’t teach at all.
Flaw
Overflow. Ideas arrive faster than he can process them. Fifteen browser tabs, three half-built projects, a bbno$ video at 1am. The slot machine pays out in novelty and he knows it.
Feature: Shut Off the Machine
Once per long rest, can recognize the moment surprise turns into desire. Exits the slot machine. Returns to the correction loop. The skill is the transition — not avoiding the lever, but knowing when your hand should leave it.
“The understanding came from the corrections, not from a textbook.”
— Episode 0: What Is This?
Passive Abilities
Weaknesses & Vulnerabilities